FROM:
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
The Department of Homeland Insecurity has banned all camping in the USA.
This is to eliminate the possibility of terrorists camping in our public parks.
This is for the safety of everyone, since it's a well known fact that
terrorists always camp in tents, and never live in real
houses.
The Department of Homeland Insecurity wants America to be a safe place.
Anyone caught camping in America will be arrested, charged
with acts of terrorism, and sent to Guantanamo.
The only place you can camp is on your own land, and you must acquire a permit before setting
up any camping shelter.
Remember, only YOU can prevent Terrorism !!!
Terri the Anti-Terror Bear
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