did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I fight for the
chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give
up on the chickens crossing the road!
will fight for the chickens
and I will not disappoint them.
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't believe we need
to get the chickens across the road. I
say give the road to the chickens and let them decide.
The government needs to let
go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.
I believe that every chicken
has the right to worship their God in their own way. Crossing the road
is a spiritual journey;and no chicken should be denied the right to cross
the road in their own way.
Chickens are big-time because
they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens
don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In
fact, I'm not interested in
crossing the road myself.
Chickens are misled into
believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant,
but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and
lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them.
To steal a job
from a decent, hardworking American.
Because the chicken was
gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of
your face? The chicken was
going to the "other side."
That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And, if you eat that
chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
phrases like "the other side." That chicken should
not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
Did the chicken cross the
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed
But why it crossed, I've not
To die. In
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where
all chickens will be free
to cross without having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask
why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed
the road, and that was good enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens
to cross the road.
It was an historical inevitability.
This was an unprovoked
act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve
gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.
You saw it cross the road
with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe
The fact that you are at
all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
I have just released e-Chicken
2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable
part of e-Chicken.
Did the chicken really
cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
I did not cross the road
with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "chicken" please?
I don't think I should
have to answer that question.
The road, you will see, represents
the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to
trample him and keep him down.
And God came down from the heavens, and He said
unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road."
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
I missed one?
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